If You Give a Girl a Turkey

If you give a girl a Turkey she has to make sure that he's cozy.

So she makes a little bed and gives him lots of light.

Then she has to feed the Turkey.

So she goes to the feed store to get some Turkey Food.
When she gets there she discovers that the feed store has
     some baby Chicks.
Well she's sure the Turkey wants some friends.
So she gets a couple of Chicks to live with the Turkey.

If she has Chicks they need a bigger house.

So she builds a coop for her Chickens and Turkey.

Once she's built the coop she realizes that it looks really plain.
So she builds some flower boxes to adorn the coop.

Once she's built the flower boxes she realizes that she should
     probably grow more than just flowers.
These birds like corn so she may as well grow some of that too.
When she gives the birds the corn they say they also want some
     grains.

So she goes out into the field and plants some of that too.

The grains grow really fast and soon she has more than she
     knows what to do with.
So because she has extra grain she gets some Goats to keep it
     down.
The Goats get lonely at night and ask for a friend to watch over
     them.

She asks the Dog to sleep outside to watch over the flock.
Of course the Dog wants to sleep inside with her.

So because the Goats are lonely she gets a Llama to keep them
     company.
And that's when she realizes that she needs a bigger barn.

So she builds a nice big barn to keep everyone cozy and out of the
     cold.

Well the chickens have babies and the goats have babies and soon
     she needs more room.
So she buys a bigger farm to make everyone happy.
Her garden grows because if she's growing corn she may as well
     plant everything she likes to eat.

And someday she'll wake up in a large farm surrounded by animals
     and covered in crops.

So if you give a girl a Turkey you should probably just buy her a farm.

And make sure you've got lots of extra cash.